Let's just get this started. You can't hear it, but they're playing that song from FFVII that plays during Rufus' parade at Juno. I always thought that was neat. I wish I could make a horrible tentacle rape joke but there wasn't anything good enough from this scene to do it with.Speaking of horrible tentacle rape, you should run faster Zidane. Those are pretty big tentacles, and they've got thorns too.   The forest turned to stone somehow. This always reminded me of that one episode of Reboot where all of Mainframe gets turned to stone by the Medusa Virus. See Blank? This is what you get for being an ass and calling everyone douche all the time. You get petrified.Oh, well, that makes perfect sense.No I do not want to waste time reading tutorials. This game isn't that complex, unless you're like ten or something.So we're in an icy cavern place called the Ice Cave or Cavern or something. Conviently the only spell Vivi knows right now is Fire.Zidane seems prone to random outbursts of anger.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!No, I don't want to learn how to play your shitty card game.That's where we'll leave off for today. These seem short I know, but I assure you that it isn't because I hate this game and don't want to play for extended periods of time. I heart this game. I heart this game so hard.
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